I am tired of the above guy and his smirk, but there’s a paucity of photos available when you type in “army backpack” (mostly boring people hiking), so you’ll just have to put up with him.
THE STUFF YOU SEE ON THE BUS
…which is beginning to be what this blog seems to be about, but AT ANY RATE….
There was a guy in front of me on the bus whose giant army backpack (camo, bedroll on the top, aluminum pots and pans clattering on the sides) bore a patch that said:
“U.S. SPECIAL FORCES
TERRORIST HUNTING PERMIT NO. 911-01–T.M.
NO BAG LIMIT, TAGGING NOT NECESSARY
Let’s just analyze this, because that’s what we do.
- I bet every one of these patches sold said “Permit # 911-01.” Because, 9/11, September 11, 2001, get it?
- So it expires in 2050? Good thing we got that terrorist thing knocked down by then.
- Oddly, I felt not safer because this guy was on the bus, but less safe.
- The fact that it said T.M. (trademark) led me to believe this was not, in fact, actual Army issue, a fact my actual Army source confirmed by his disdain.
My thanks, as always, to the people who keep checking to see if I’m still posting. Am I? It’s so hard to tell. (I hear Rom’s voice saying, “You have an obligation to your readers.”)
Oh, and the title is Stephen Colbert’s comment on the moderate Democratic candidates. VOTE FOR ME, I’M NON-THREATENING! Right, Nick? “I thought you were going to write a story about me,” he says pitifully.
P.S. I am eagerly awaiting the appearance of pumpkin pie at McDonald’s. It can’t be long now! McDonald’s–another thing I share with Trump.