The Four Last Things
This photo came up when I searched for “shoulders.” One would think I had searched for “rat’s ass.”
The Four Last Things are death, judgement, heaven, and hell. But instead of those, I offer:
MY TWO MOST NOTABLE SHOULDER EXERCISES
I visited a physical therapist for my frozen shoulder, at the ominously-named Comprehensive Pain Center.
Least-favorite exercise: You know when someone twists your arm up behind your back? Well, I have to do that to myself, with the aid of a towel. Who knew it was actually good for you? (Now Nick wants to know if he can be my personal trainer. Only if you pay me.)
Most-favorite: The one where I just lie down. Yes, I just have to lie down, and force myself to relax. Of course, it has to be in a specific position, again with the aid of a towel. And of course, I have to be forced to relax.
AND TWO SIGNS OF THE END TIMES ON YOUTUBE
“It makes you feel five minutes closer to death” is a phrase I once read in a review, I don’t remember of what. It’s become Rom’s and my standard way of saying something is a complete waste of time. So, two things that will make you feel five (or however many) minutes closer to death:
- Videos of people unwrapping packages.
- Videos of people playing video games.