Day 6: High Crimes and Misdemeanors

by pjmcbride

“I’m trying to get my stuff, but they’re holding my key hostage.”


Someone just called in to test and see if we got her address or just the cell tower when she called 911. She also told me it was just a test first off. She wins the Good Citizen of the Day award.

Speaking of citizenship, saying “Evansville’s finest–ha!” is not the correct way to end a 911 call.

–“I want to report a darking brog, I mean a barking dog.”

Now for 2 weeks vacation. Dress rehearsal for retirement, one might say. Well, except that I don’t plan on drinking every night for the rest of my life.