–As Rom called me (the day after the argument). I include it here just because it’s a cool thing to be called.
Anyway (I say haughtily), in the interests of product research, I can tell you that, after 2 cans of ale, I’m drunk enough to squeeze too much body wash out of the bottle, but not drunk enough to slip and hit my head in the shower. I then got out of the shower and squoze too much body lotion out of the bottle, so I’m guessing I’m as slick as a frog in a swamp about now. I should have Nick catch me a frog out of his back yard to test this simile, but if he caught one, he’d eat it.
OK, thank you, good-bye.