Hits Keep On Coming

by pjmcbride

…because what other job requires you to say “butt-cheeks” on the radio, as I did tonight? As in, “subject known to conceal contraband” therein.

–“Caller says his wife tried to poke him in the eye with a knitting needle.” See, you learn something new every day. I’ve been doing this for 27 years, and this is the first knitting-needle incident I’ve encountered.

–“Meet with Child Protective Services reference possible meth and rotten hot dogs in the house.” I believe Nick confiscated the rotten hot dogs for his dinner.