Better Living Through Chemistry
A GOOD DAY TO BE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND…
–The piped-in music at McDonald’s was playing “No More Mr. Nice Guy” when I walked in. I don’t often hear Alice Cooper when I’m out and about.
–A sign at the same venue said, “I like my milk dark–like the night.”…attributed to Batman. Yes! Chocolate milk is badass!
–I found some rose-scented deodorant. Wow!
…CRISIS IN PROGRESS PRESENTS…
A guy attempted suicide by overdosing on Viagra. I guess you gotta work with what you have on hand.