…and 2 More Things

by pjmcbride

Another reason to lock your keypad: If you happen to be discussing your drug-dealing operations, and your phone dials 911, we don’t necessarily know where you are, but we could make some educated guesses, and send someone to make sure you don’t have an emergency. Oh, now you have one? I did once have a guy tell me, “I need an emergency at…”

Another favorite misheard lyric, courtesy of L.K.:

Instead of “Wasn’t That a Party?”,

“I Wasn’t At a Party.”