Festival Follies–Day 1
We have begun our local Fall Festival, which I read somewhere is the 2nd biggest street fair in the country after Mardi Gras. Although, since ours lasts 6 days, I don’t know if that’s a fair comparison.
Poem on back of bus seat:
Keep goin’ down
So that’s who’s behind the epidemic of clownin’.
First call from drunk guy:
“I gave my friend $20 to get me a pack of cigarettes, and it’s been 20 minutes and he’s not back yet!” I explained that this wasn’t really a police matter, so he hung up, and a few minutes later I got…
Second call from drunk guy:
“I took a nap on my porch, and my friend took a $20 bill out of my pocket.”