If you’re considering applying for a job at Dispatch, be advised the training process involves SITTING OUTSIDE, WITH A GIANT PILE OF READING MATERIAL–AND A PIT BULL. Needless to say, my own training did not involve any of these elements. I’m not sure they even knew I could read. And I’d think the pit bull might prove more distracting than motivational, but hey, I don’t make the decisions around here.
To Whom It May Concern:
If I wasn’t creepy, I wouldn’t be doing my job as your stalker.