P.S. Doing Battle With the Chinese

by pjmcbride

—-Lest you be too impressed with my boasting about my competence in the last post, I have to add that I was unable to open my soy sauce packets, and had to borrow the scissors (what else do we have a scissors for?), and got soy sauce all over my fingers anyway, and on the scissors besides. (Yes, all affected surfaces have been washed.)