I cannot be held responsible for the on-leave actions of my Security Director, who has been literally showing his @ss on Facebook. I have been informed that this is called “preflighting,” and apparently has something to do with the mating season. Obviously, this species of beast lacks the ability to feel shame and is incapable of blushing. Makes me wonder what will happen if I have to send him to a complaint about people mooning.
A story I told on the air tonight: “Be on the lookout for a subject in a white car, tailgating a gasoline tanker truck, then passing it and tossing a lighted match in its direction.” That’s a problem that might easily end up solving itself, if you think about it.