Correction and New Product Announcement
I realized I gave the impression in the last post that Denali ate that irresponsible number of hot wings while he was actually on-duty at the Fire Department. No, it was done on his day off. He would not be so unprofessional, I’m sure, and besides, his commanding officer would have made him run laps of the firehouse as punishment. Oh wait–Denali does that voluntarily. So apparently he does all kinds of insane things. No wonder he looks like Bob Geldof in “The Wall.”
New Product Announcement: “Fresh & Sexy, the first intimate wipes for before and after sexual activity.” Isn’t this what hookers have been waiting for, like, forever?