P.S. Mysteries Now Resolved

by pjmcbride

Dirty blue dumpster

Dirty blue dumpster (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Having just read the previous, Rom wants you to know:

–He was not, either, littering. He took the wrapper off to dispose of at our earliest convenience, and figured the burrito would be ground into a biodegradable pulp by car wheels, as opposed to being appliqued onto a car window, as it actually was. He didn’t dispose of it in the dumpster because we didn’t see the dumpster until we ducked into the alley.

–And he had no chance to determine in advance how many people were in that car, and he can only kick one @ss at a time.