Theater of Cruelty with the Infamous Nick
Dear Infamous One:
You knew this was coming, didn’t you?
If you’re going to refer to me as “the abominable Paula McBride” in a public forum, it’s a good idea not to misspell “abominable.” But you’re just a poor scared beast who couldn’t think straight. And I’m feeling benevolent, so I’ll give you your next move: You could point out that when you brought food out the other night, I was unable to do math and talk on the air at the same time, so you had to help me. Which made up for you not having change for a twenty.
There, that wasn’t so bad, was it?